I’m drunk guys stop unfollowing me

[38-39/100] → scarlett johansson

allyaisthebae:

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

"There were a lot of beautiful, blond, gorgeous girls in my year who got the Juliets and the like. I got the Jewish grandmothers and all the farcical parts, which was actually really, really good because it made me aware of my capabilities as an actor."

Hello, sir! We’re sober. 
"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me"

— me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

jeremyrennerdaily:

Jeremy Renner’s Intro for Regal Cinemas on Kill The Messenger 

nightlyallaround:

natalie portman 97/?

HW