THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
You look like a mix between taissa farminga and ellen page. Like if they had a love child you'd be it
That is a beautiful thing you just said and thank you
So today im working as a manger in my company at a new store all by myself. And im super nervous and I had a terrible morning and wow I’m very nervous
Cowboy Bebop. No cowboys and not a single bebop. 0/10
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet