pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

The force is strong in my family

Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saves the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.

For me, acting is about the art of it and it’s about being on a film set and doing your thing, painting a blank canvas

"what's the x files?"
Anonymous

mulderplease:


get to know me meme [3/5] movies: pacific rim
"When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean."
HW