my-unironic-thoughts:

walk into the club like never mind lets go home and watch Star Trek

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

“Don’t you forget about me.”

mydraco:

“You really are the brightest witch of your age”

a-little-insane:

when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

The only thing that needed protecting is destroyed. My heart.